TEAM S_______ HOPEFUL OF RAPID RECOVERY
Texas--Randy S____ made his return to full-time play and hinted he may exceed earlier projections for a quick comeback. Something many of his fans never doubted.
The three-year-old dynamite spent several hours in a local ER Sunday afternoon following a front end collision with a sanctuary pew.
"I fall down. I fall down on the pew. Yeah, it hurt. It felt....mean. But I all better."
Reports that S______ was traveling at speeds well above recommended church limits at the moment of impact have not been confirmed or denied. S_____ has resumed normal [hyper]activity and expects to have the stitches removed within the week. Team insiders claim, "it's like he didn't even get hurt."
Texas--Randy S____ made his return to full-time play and hinted he may exceed earlier projections for a quick comeback. Something many of his fans never doubted.
The three-year-old dynamite spent several hours in a local ER Sunday afternoon following a front end collision with a sanctuary pew.
"I fall down. I fall down on the pew. Yeah, it hurt. It felt....mean. But I all better."
Reports that S______ was traveling at speeds well above recommended church limits at the moment of impact have not been confirmed or denied. S_____ has resumed normal [hyper]activity and expects to have the stitches removed within the week. Team insiders claim, "it's like he didn't even get hurt."
2 comments:
Can't keep a good (little) man down!
This post cracked me up! Glad he's ok.
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