Monday, May 24, 2010

Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall...

It's been a rough day for my vanity. Tonight, as we were sitting at the ball field, the master asked, "Do you know Cara is spitting ice in your lap?" To which I replied,"Yes." He continued, "Well, aren't you going to stop her? She's making it look like you wet yourself."
"So far today I've been asked, 'Mrs. Jessica, why do you have a mustache?' 'Mrs. Jessica, what is that growing over your eyes?' and just a few minutes ago, that little girl...," pausing to gesture, "wanted to know if I had a baby in my tummy. When I told her 'no' she stared at my stomach and asked, 'Are you sure?' So to answer your question, No. I don't see as how a little--or even a large--pee spot is going to make matters any worse."

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Saturday Nine

1. When was the last time you lied and why?

I don't remember! That could be good--if it has been so long ago that my memory fails--or it could mean that I have a hardened conscience--as in, I don't even notice when I tell a falsehood.

2. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you, where would you go and who would you take?

I think I would go on a FIRST honeymoon with my husband since today is our 12th anniversary. And I wouldn't really care where we went. AWAY. That would be fine with me.

3. What was the last thought before falling asleep last night?

This bed feels good....ZZZZZ. I think that is my last thought most nights.

4. What’s your favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?

All the men in my life wear briefs.

5. If you didn't have to work, would you?


If you work from home, are there days you’d rather be in the workplace?

The daycare is attached to my home, and I'm actually very thankful for its proximity.

6. What is a secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?

I have a few secrets that would be a great relief for everyone to know, but only in a perfect world. A world where everyone would react the way I wanted them to. Wouldn't that be nice?

7. What’s a favorite movie that you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?

If I tell you, then you would know about it, wouldn't you? That is a bizarre question.

8. What’s you favorite all time medical and why?

I don't know what this question means.

9. What’s the worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?

Not sure. I've made many social blunders in my time. But, right at the moment, I can't think of any relationships that were damaged beyond repair by my stupidity, so that's good.

Sunday, May 9, 2010

My Mother's Day Boquet

K made me cinnamon toast (without the sugar) and Abby wrote me a letter. Ian is holding the puppy that I begged the master for because I think children should grow up with a dog. It is my Mother's Day present. Marina did her part to make it a peaceful morning by matching her clothes without a fuss. Randy ate the chocolate candy from the card he made in Sunday School and Cara took my flower from service. Just another Mother's Day morning. Have a blessed one!